02.05.07

I know this happened a few days ago, but I love it too much. I personally thought Mooninites were attacking Boston and I was wondering how long it would take them to sweep through the Midwest. I was more terrified than Rex Grossman is to go back to Illinois. Now that I know it is only an advertising stunt for a movie, I can't wait to see the movie. They hooked me with fear.

Why is everyone scared of Lite Brite?

Since when did Ziggy Marley start working for Turner Broadcasting and can I hire him to do PR for me?

These dudes look like the geniuses who would come up with an advertising stunt like this. If I had a picture in my head of the type of people who could have done this, it never would have come out this well. Sure its harmless, but you have to be on some crazy drugs not to realize that some people just wouldn't get it, and that those people are probably the ones you don't want to piss off (aka. the people who are prosecuting them right now).

I can't see how they are going to stretch their 15 minute episodes into a feature length film, but it should be better than the Family Guy movie at least.

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Paris Hilton recently joined an elite club. She was probably one of nine million to see it that night.

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Do you think John Mellencamp gets sick of hearing his damn song every three minutes during a televised sporting event? This reached the "we have to apologize to the rest of the world the way Canada does for Celine Dion and Bryan Adams" line, and continues on its stalwart path. We better get the advertising guys from Turner to draft a press release.