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Here's a hilarious exchange that I overheard today at the local Jimmy John's. I was just getting my sammich and the next guy in line started to tell his order to the first of the nineteen sammich line guys. The guy ordering is a lower twenties well off hippy style dude and the guy taking the order is a lower twenties "I wanna be a punk rock star even though I'm a tool" type.
Hippy - Ahh, can I get a #6 with wheat lettuce? (I don't actually know what that is, I might be wrong on what its called, but I think that's what he said. I digress.)
PunkRock - Sorry man, we don't have wheat lettuce anymore.
Hippy - Oh no, are you serious?
PunkRock - yeah.
Hippy - Oh, you're not serious.
PunkRock - yeah.
Hippy - That's terrible man. What do you put on a #6 then?
PunkRock - (totally deadpan with a slight shoulder shrug) Regular lettuce.
Maybe its funnier if you're there, or if you ever worked in this style of food service, but I actually laughed right at the hippy guy. It was great. Score one for the punk dude.
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